Jokes for Service Dog Owners

 Just some jokes that if you have a service dog, you may find funny... 

Enjoy the laughs

Random Person	🧔	"How old is the service dog?"
Service Handler	🐺💁	"He's about a year old now."
Random Person	🧔	"Wont it be hard to give him up after training?"
Service Handler	🐺💁	"He's for me..."
Random Person	🧔	"Oh.. uh... so, what's wrong with you?"
Service Handler	🐺💁	"How were the results of your last prostate test?"
Random Person	🧔	"What?! That's personal."
Service Handler	🐺💁	"Yeah - so is asking me what my disability is.."

Random Person	🧔	"Is that a licensed dog?"
Service Handler	🐺💁	"No, he only has his learner's permit since he forgets to use the clutch when shifting."

  

Random Person	🧔	"What branch of the service was your dog in?"
Service Handler	🐺💁	"Isn't it obvious? Navy. He is a salty dog and a Navy Seal."

Parent & Child	🧔‍👧	"Is that a blind dog?"
Service Handler	🐺💁	"No, he sees just fine."
Parent & Child	🧔‍👧	"Oh, but I mean, you don't look blind."
Service Handler	🐺💁	"I'm not. He's for PTSD/Mobility.”
Parent & Child	🧔‍👧	"Oh, so can my child pet your dog?"
Service Handler	🐺💁	“Can I pet your child?”
*Parent suddenly looks freaked out, & walks away quickly with child*

Child with Parent	🧔‍👧	"I want a dog just like him!"
Service Handler	🐺💁	"I'll give you the disabilities to go with the dog"
Child & Parent	🧔‍👧	"Oh they help you? It's amazing how they know!"
Service Handler	🐺💁	"It's amazing how you don't realize they're trained & it's not magic."

  

Store Owner	🧔	"No dogs allowed, you are not disabled."
Service Handler	🐺💁	"Do you need proof?"
Store Owner	🧔	"Yes, I need proof."
Service Handler	🐺💁	"Do you see the handicap license plates? That is my car.."
….in the same store, moments later….
Store Worker	🧔	*Reaches down & pets service dog*
		"Pet the working dog, pet the working dog"
Service Handler	🐺💁	*Reaches up & starts patting the worker on their head*
		"Pet the working man, pet the working man"

* Remember business are allowed to ask 2 questions.

In situations where it is not obvious that the dog is a service animal, staff may ask only two specific questions:  (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability? (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform? Staff are not allowed to request any documentation for the dog,  require that the dog demonstrate its task,  or inquire about the nature of the person's disability.

Click Here To see what the ADA approves of being asked